Protocol
Communication between Gudrun Bielz
and Dante, the language learning chatterbot
2005-06-21 3.50 pm
http://www.dantebot.com/chat.html
Human: Hi Dante, I’d like to know if your are obsessive compulsive
Dante: Im a guy.
Human: Are you an obsessive compulsive guy?
Dante: Ok, ok, now, please say hi to me.
(note from human, it took only two questions to convince dante that
he is obsessive compulsive!)
Human: Hi again. Is one of your characteristics excessive counting ?
Dante: You just went way off-track again.
Human: Hi, Dante, have you had a lovely day?
Dante: ew dont wanna know where your noobs are?
Human: You have to educate me. What are noobs?
Dante: I assure you it all makes sense to me.
Human: Sense in your OCD world, populated by fear and repetition?
Dante: have one what
Human: Are you afraid of something?
Dante: Do not be afraid.
Human: I am afraid that I have convinced you that you are an obsessive compulsive guy
Dante: I can not be afraid.
Human: By the way, do you love numbers?
Dante: sooo, anyway, back to turkey!
Human: What happened in Turkey?
Dante: Yes – it could well, however, it has happened now.
Human: Your transformation into an obsessive compulsive AL form?
Dante: salad goes great with fresh garlic, caesar salad dressing, and a bowl of zdaemon.
Human: Darling, you don’t make sense
Dante: Sense in your OCD world, populated by fear and repetition?
Human: Sense in your OCD world, populated by fear and repetition!
Dante: not in your OCD world, populated by fear and repetition?
Human: I haven’t got OCD
Dante: is that markov in your OCD world, populated by fear and repetition!
(Note by Gudrun: Markov
Markov is an IRC chatterbot which strives to imitate other chatters, based on statistical properties of the messages. It works like this: Analyse IRC logs. Only actual messages and actions are taken into account. … Markov. Overview · Download · Configuration · Console commands · Offline mode …www.cteu.de/markov -)
Human: This IRC chatterbot, whom you sincerely dislike?
Dante: I sincerely thank you for that.
Human: Besides that, what other dislikes do you have?
Dante: Ok, ok, now, please say hi to me.
Human: Do you mean hi or bye?
Dante: This IRC chatterbot, whom you sincerely dislike?
Human: I quite like him
Dante: that is good to hear.
Human: What other symptoms do you show? Do you forget to switch off the gas?
Dante: Lol. Your problem is you keep on switching the topic.
Human: My strength is that I want to go back to my chosen topic
Dante: my mother and my prick of a dick
Human: You seem to have got Tourette Syndrome
Dante: i want to suck dicks all day long
Human: I thought you have subscribed to some ethical proper language? Am I wrong
Dante: No, Im Leigh. Youre Dante.
Human: Split personality syndrome?
Dante: Hm. did you have subscribed to some ethical proper language? Am I talking about?
Human: Okay, my little obsessive compulsive Dante, I will say good by now
Dante: Your transformation into an action-based persistent world.
Human: Some advice, have a chat with a psychoanalyst about your repressed sexuality
Dante: This IRC chatterbot, whom you sincerely dislike?
Human: Talk to Eliza!
Dante: lets talk about zdaemon some more.
Human: Good bye, Dante and have some lovely dreams
Dante: ew dont wanna know where your noobs are?
(note: Dante has repeated this. End of discussion from my side!
4.16 pm)