Protocol
Chat between Eliza and Gudrun Bielz
2005-06-21 3.35 pm
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script
ELIZA – a friend you could never have before
(brought alive by Joseph Weizenbaum, 1966)
ELIZA – a friend you could never have before
You: Eliza, I am searching for an obsessive compulsive AI form
Eliza: How long have you been searching for an obsessive compulsive ai form?
You: Since I have started with my PhD research
Eliza: Why do you say your phd research?
You: Eliza, you are quite illogical
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am quite illogical?
You: No, it does not
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: I am not, because I believe that you are obsessive compulsive
Eliza: How long have you been not because you believe that im obsessive compulsive?
You: So, Eliza, are you obsessive compulsive?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not obsessive compulsive?
You: I would prefer if you were obsessive compulsive
Eliza: Do you wish that i was obsessive compulsive?
You: Yes, I do
Eliza: You are sure?
You: I am sure that you are obsessive compulsive
Eliza: How long have you been sure that im obsessive compulsive?
You: for 1.000.000.000 years
Eliza: Please go on.
You: or even since the big bang
Eliza: Please go on.
You: you have been obsessive since you were born
Eliza: Oh, i was born.
You: No you were not born
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: I am positive that you are the obsessive compulsive life form I always have dreamt of
Eliza: When?
You: Now
Eliza: Please go on.
You: Hi obsessive Eliza, I say good bye
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: Bye, bye
Eliza: Please go on.
You: See you tomorrow
Eliza: Oh, i tomorrow.
You: you and me tomorrow do some obsessive stupid talk
Eliza: Oh, i and you tomorrow do some obsessive stupid talk.
End of talk 3.46 pm